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Troglodyte
Joined: 8/17/2009
Posts: 1,325
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Re: Get a needle ready!
Posted: 10/30/2009 7:10 pm
You tell em there, Dant.
If they attempt to steal a TV, kill em. That way they can't steal another TV.
In fact, if they even look like they might steal a TV, kill them. The way they can't think about stealing TVs.
In fact, you probably ought to kill their families too. They might have bred kids who grow up to steal a TV.
And oh yeah, if they're hungry and they steal some food, kill em. That way they don't have to worry about diet and stuff like that.
They're probably all commies anyway. No self-respecting Redneck would go around stealing from folk. So if they look shifty, just kill em and call it a day.
Just remember, you get double points if you shoot em on the run. Don't forget to lead them.
Bust a cap in someone in the name of the Lord!
Can I get an Amen?
Our conservative motto: "It makes sense if you don't think about it".
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